A perfect spring day out there today. Nowhere better on the planet on a day like this. (Probably.) (View Post)

They should certainly do a swap. Saudis get the oldest Quran, to exhibit at Mecca. Birminghm City get a couple of decent strikers... (View Post)

"Nice glaciers you've got here. Be a shame if they were all to melt.." (View Post)

Not really changing, is it? Labour, Reform, Tories bouncing around mid-twenties, LibDems back in mid-teens. (View Post)

Can we put in a stink bid for, say, Vermont? They'd probably take forty quid and a Crown Derby puffin paperweight each to be rid of Trump... (View Post)