Travel broadens the arse. Too much sitting. (View Post)

"being the bad guys" = doing the difficult shit of actually being in power. Welcome to the reality of governing, Labour. If austerity is required, austerity it is. (View Post)

One of my better wind-up was convincing a former girlfriend that the black seeds in a kiwi fruit are poisonous and have to be removed. Watching micro surgery performed on said kiwi fruit did strain a… (View Post)

Go on someone in Norwich, order a strawberry pizza.... (View Post)

I used to think there was a "10% plus two miles" leeway. Until I got done for 77 mph on the M11. It wasn't until some years later it clicked. I was driving a black car. Which was worth… (View Post)