Kemi has lemons, but is making lemonde. She has needed something where she can shine. Getting rid of Jenrick puts her in a good place with lots of disaffected-but-still-essentially-Tory voters. (View Post)

Therte's so many of them, they'll be kept busy. And not notice them when they're gone. I don't doubt there'll be a Labour MP with gambling debts that can be paid off as a qui… (View Post)

"It's true. This man has no dick...Well that's what I heard." (View Post)

Nah. If you've got a pair of boots, you're in... (View Post)

I can't see Theresa May stabilising....oh. (View Post)