I have been there! Fact: it is home to the world's smallest flightless bird. (View Post)

When I was setting off in the early hours to go on a twitch, I would often get stopped and breathlysed. As a notorious teetotaller, I said they were wasting a test, but hey-ho, pass me the kit. I rem… (View Post)

I believe the problem is enetering into a contractual obligation not to say anythng asshatty that could come back to embarrass the party you have entered into a contract with. Then some twat jumps up… (View Post)

"Last month, they were only £5.1B higher than forecast." That's a quarter of a Black Hole in a month that the previous Government spent 14 years constructing. Apparently. Say what you … (View Post)

All manner of crap management have been gifted a great excuse for failure: "It was the Chancellor what done it..." (View Post)