Trump is such a blowhard, he could just negate the Santa Ana winds... (View Post)

Travel broadens the arse. Too much sitting. (View Post)

"being the bad guys" = doing the difficult shit of actually being in power. Welcome to the reality of governing, Labour. If austerity is required, austerity it is. (View Post)

One of my better wind-up was convincing a former girlfriend that the black seeds in a kiwi fruit are poisonous and have to be removed. Watching micro surgery performed on said kiwi fruit did strain a… (View Post)

Go on someone in Norwich, order a strawberry pizza.... (View Post)