Can I be the first? Tuchel must go. (View Post)

Oh, I don't know. You don't want to piss off a genie. You might end up with a twelve-inch pianist... (View Post)

"Genicode" is the rule that if granted three wishes, one cannot be an infinite number of additional wishes. (View Post)

Going in: Jonathan Richman - I'm a Little Dinosaur ("and I'm planning to go away....") Going out: the sound of a Merlin engine in a Spitfire . (View Post)

And Reeves would have bought a 3-piece suite at DFS on the one day in the year there wasn't a 60% off sale.... (View Post)