More likely to be a Presidential Decree to change the definition of "dozen" to five. "Behold, I have cut the price of eggs to five dollars a dozen!" (View Post)

Make him Minister for Mine Clearance. Out in the field... (View Post)

Let's hope that there is bloody watertight security around the real state of agreement between the friends of Ukraine, and that any follow up with the White House is equally discreet. (View Post)

Surely the Mexican-Euro-Chinese-Canadian-Alliance? Bingo! (View Post)

Needs to be the first of about 20 such announcements in the next few days. (View Post)