This may explain his antipathy to Canada: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel,_Ontario#:~:text=Nobel%20is%20a%20village%20on,the%20Shawanaga%20First%20Nation%20reserve. (View Post)

About time the Nobel Committee issued a press release. "To the Presdient of the United States: You are never getting a Peace Prize. Get over it. Your chances of one for Economics don't look… (View Post)

It takes a certain bravery to stare the SNP in the face. Obliteration might just be the man for the job. (View Post)

"Ooops, hang on Tom Holland. I meant Tom Hollander. The bloke off the telly. Soz." (View Post)

These clowns invited Jeff Goldblum instead. (View Post)