My wife is a woman of many and extraordinary talents. However, reeling in a 45m extension cable is so not one of them.... "I can help!" "NO! Go at least 60m away and let me swear - a l… (View Post)

Generous. Was thinking more along the lines of an anal polyp. (View Post)

For which they were painted many shades of shit and were massively thrown out of power by the voters. The SNP? There is no equivalance. You can try, but... (View Post)

There are very few political -isms. Blairism seemed to be a thing when he was putting his voter coalition together. But that didn't last Iraq. Major, Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss (stop laughing … (View Post)

Deep regression hypnotherapy might do the job... "Oh yes, I remember - I was Cleopatra!" (View Post)