Sit Trump next to Prince Andrew in the Pizza Express in Woking. Enough of a banquet. He'll be happy as Larry on his holidays there anyway. (View Post)

No PMQs until we are through the conference season. Lord alone knows who will be asking who what by the time they retun! (View Post)

Is that for a seat on the Styal Council? (View Post)

With his water into wine routine, Jesus was never going to be popular with most pub landlords... (View Post)

Press will be vicious over the weekend. (View Post)