Scilly Airport on St Mary's is a dive out over the cliffs. Nothing quite beats Madeira though.... (View Post)

Brazzaville to Kinshasa is I believe the shortest international flight - about six minutes from the Republic of Congo to the DRC. Straight across the Congo river, which is about three or four miles w… (View Post)

Purely on the basis of its name, my favourite porno mag was "Cockade"... (View Post)

An utterly gorgeous redhead member of security at Schiphol once made me open a giant tube of Smarties, meant for my godson. And proceeded to eat all the orange ones. I really didn't mind one bit. (View Post)

First time I went to Phnom Penh airport, it had just opened. It had one carousel and no walk was more than about fifty yards. Joyous. I suspect that has changed! (View Post)