Paddington 66.9 million. But why do they all have to turn up the same day I use it? (View Post)

The novelty is it's an ad for a product when there is no product - and won't be for ages. The success is in reminding everyone Jaguar still exists, even though it has no product. Not sure t… (View Post)

Although they took the "Mini" to the point where they are now the size of a small truck. (View Post)

Although, until it actually lands, you can't know whether "the mad fucker has actually done it - he's used a nuke..." Probably some soiled undies whilst they were tracking it... (View Post)

Jaguar. "Put yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea." (View Post)