Fun timing for the campaign... Labour: "We have solved the small boats crisis by implementing a one in, one out policy." Reform: "Er...." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clykz… (View Post)

Ee, damn - beat me to it.... (View Post)

My two favourite cheese jokes: What cheese do you use to encourage a tardy Paddington? Come on, bear..... What cheese do you use to hide an equine? Mask a pony.... (View Post)

TMI, Mr Vance.... (View Post)

The one abiding Brexit bonus is that nearly a decade on, Remainers are still desperate to prove that there are no Brexit bonuses... (View Post)