Perhaps not this brutal, but... "Your children were just the sort of scrotes that juries hate. Chance of getting a jury to convict the coppers? Nil.... Save yourselves the cost of buying a new o… (View Post)

And now you are older, you KNOW it to be true... (View Post)

Donald vs. Devon: lady in the local garage as I was paying for fuel. "Oh - I'm not sure we should be buying American Coca Cola now should we?" She put it back. (View Post)

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue... (View Post)

Several Asian exchanges were closed for a holiday Friday. So they were playing catch up today. (View Post)