Secret needs to be in inverted commas, as we all know about it now. (View Post)

I would expect most men to order their Tena-Pants online. Buying them over the counter in your sixties is probably more embarrassing than buying condoms in your teens... (View Post)

Can I be the first? Tuchel must go. (View Post)

Oh, I don't know. You don't want to piss off a genie. You might end up with a twelve-inch pianist... (View Post)

"Genicode" is the rule that if granted three wishes, one cannot be an infinite number of additional wishes. (View Post)