Great stuff. The Inaccessible Island Rail looks like a fur-ball coughed up by a cat, with a long bill... (View Post)

Monty Python tells us "Every sperm is sacred". (View Post)

I have been there! Fact: it is home to the world's smallest flightless bird. (View Post)

When I was setting off in the early hours to go on a twitch, I would often get stopped and breathlysed. As a notorious teetotaller, I said they were wasting a test, but hey-ho, pass me the kit. I rem… (View Post)

I believe the problem is enetering into a contractual obligation not to say anythng asshatty that could come back to embarrass the party you have entered into a contract with. Then some twat jumps up… (View Post)