He has nothing to offer. We've done the Boris Show. The ratings were great, then went down the pan. The show got cancelled. Who misses it? Bori has as much chance of a come back as Rolf Harris. (View Post)

Pay per view... (View Post)

The really interesting thing is if he does collapse, to what extent do the Tories benefit? Expectations of their demise may be well short of the mark. That anger at Labour has to go somewhere. (View Post)

I've given this some thought. Partly depends on the location. Easier if in a gorilla enclosure. Tougher if the situation is open ground. But gorillas need trees to nest in, so there's likel… (View Post)

For clarification: does that mean I can't batter the gorilla with the arm he has ripped off the previous guy? (View Post)