Because he is doing it in the most pathetic "plastic union jack hat" manner. Which puts off his existing voters and puts off everyone else. Attlee was undeniably patriotic - as much so as C… (View Post)

https://www.employer-request-a-check.homeoffice.gov.uk/eligibility It actually works - I know, terrifying for a government IT project. The big problem is people not using it. Because it would tell th… (View Post)

Every time the Home Office pulls the file out, they embellish the database bit. Apparently they now acknowledge the GDPR problem - I’ve been told the latest proposal is that national security would b… (View Post)

Laws of Malmesbury UnDictatorship (2028-6034) No. 124 - any person showing a motion picture over one and a half hours long shall provide an intermission. Cocktails of good quality must be served. (View Post)

I presume the counsel in shot is arranging the sale of the new Banksy? (View Post)