Why would turkeys vote to have Christmas early? The only possible route would be a Reform implosion that somehow boosts the Labour party into some kind of lead. (View Post)

JOSH : They gave it to both parties! This isn't free speech or political values, Mr. Vice President. I don't know how we've done it, but we've legalized bribery. (View Post)

It's all right, I layered it through 27 offshore companies, in partnership with the Turkish mafia. (View Post)

The bloke above has probably added that to his his price list 27. £x for a fake director who will pass the background check. (View Post)

Doing the same for a friend of my eldest daughter - we know the family etc. Can't help wondering about a cross-over with the discussion of crime-fixers - In separate deals, other people referred to a… (View Post)