Just realised the entire RAF will turn up in Dubai, shortly. No way they will pass on cheap 5 star hotels and free cocktails. (View Post)

My apologies. I have my 20th wedding anniversary do to go to - after that I will conquer Cuba to make up for the above mistake. (View Post)

Herman Khan noted that enemies have the unpleasant habit of doing the most inconvenient thing, from your point of view. (View Post)

Hang on, didn’t @Woger tell us that Fucker Carlson was talking lots of sense? (View Post)

More accurately, if you want your allies to behave like allies, don’t stab them, repeatedly. In the back, front and sides. While loling about it on Twatter. (View Post)