You don’t *think* you have a cat. Perhaps a cat has you - https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/More_Ghost_Stories_of_an_Antiquary/The_Stalls_of_Barchester_Cathedral (View Post)

I recall the story of Winston Churchill's first cocktail - he was observing the revolution in Cuba against the Spanish (1898). The Spanish column he was with got ambushed. So they ended up in th… (View Post)

Some fools argue over whether the glass is half empty or half full. I say both are wrong. The sensible *question* is "Whose round is it?" (View Post)

Just realised the entire RAF will turn up in Dubai, shortly. No way they will pass on cheap 5 star hotels and free cocktails. (View Post)

My apologies. I have my 20th wedding anniversary do to go to - after that I will conquer Cuba to make up for the above mistake. (View Post)