A moments silence. In memory of the Saturday Russian Trolls. Sadly, they are all now pushing up poppies. In a cemetery on the Ukraine/Republic of China border, probably. (View Post)

Law 237 for my UnDictatorship - Being A Bit Of A Tosser In A Public Place. Sentence - 10 years selling marmalade from a stall on the high street. (View Post)

A business plan In the wine industry in France, the modern labelling systems print the labels on demand and apply them automatically to the bottle. So, a similar setup for marmalade. Setup a reactive… (View Post)

Just be French. “But, they are breaking the rules!” {shrugs} “Je suis désolé” {orders another coffee} (View Post)

a The Tesco Local round the corner has an interesting solution. A rather dodgy cousin of the manager hangs around. And gets stuck in on shop lifters. He's been taken to court several times. But … (View Post)