The reason is simple - no one told the non-British people doing English breakfasts to use rubbish ingredients - Offal Fat Tubes instead of sausages and the kind of bacon that shrinks by 2/3rd when co… (View Post)

I do not. He would get a text message saying the Supreme Court had ruled that breakfast was now a bad thing. And drop his plate on the floor then and there, as an instant convert to BreakfastIsBad. (View Post)

For shame. Starmer, in opposition, took an unexpected interest in biology and tried to name a variant of a new species in honour the Prime Minister (View Post)

You are saying that the Green/Fruit&Nut Part types are motivated by him dissing Boris? Or the Labour membership? Starmer is simply a C- Prime Minister - a tin ear for politics and no leadership s… (View Post)

Yup - with a blip enhancer turned on. By broadcasting at the right frequency to match the radar of the incoming missile, it would make the helicopter a more attractive target than any ship. And becau… (View Post)