{Scene, a rugby field} A penalty is about to be kicked. The goal is wide open. The player ambles up to the ball. He is interrupted by a stream of officials and linesmen who come up with reason not to… (View Post)

On our last ouse buying comedy, the solicitors decided that actually doing the final transfer and handing over the keys of the day was a big effort. 4 hours late and no word. The removers were gettin… (View Post)

Wrong link there. I recall Simon Jenkins, many years ago, boasting of having prevented closing lines for maintenance, while one the board of London Transport - meaning that maintenance only happened … (View Post)

I've heard it said that one regret from COVID, was not tripling the amount of work they (railways) did during the shutdown. Though quite a bit was done. (View Post)

My wife dislikes gold, so I got the engagement and wedding rings in platinum. I hadn't really considered it, but it is very hard wearing. (View Post)