{From the future} Due to complications with legal procedure, the only people prosecuted by the hit squad were a group of little old ladies from Kettering who knitted gloves for Tesco workers during C… (View Post)

The people committing suicide in front of trains are those with mental health issues (98% IIRC) - which assisted dying is nothing to do with. It seems that people with long term illnesses chose other… (View Post)

The problem is that Labour said lots of things. Then did stuff like WFA and promptly reversed it. Imagine a different Labour Chancellor, first budget 1) Merging employee NI into income tax over the p… (View Post)

{Scene, a rugby field} A penalty is about to be kicked. The goal is wide open. The player ambles up to the ball. He is interrupted by a stream of officials and linesmen who come up with reason not to… (View Post)

On our last ouse buying comedy, the solicitors decided that actually doing the final transfer and handing over the keys of the day was a big effort. 4 hours late and no word. The removers were gettin… (View Post)