Think of the lawyers who find the existing Highway Code sexually unsatisfying. If increased to 10 million pages, it would enable them to enjoy life more. Have you no heart? (View Post)

A Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *th… (View Post)

I’ve heard it suggested that driving “in auto-pilot” is a big cause of accidents - the driver has a massive lag in “re engage brain” when something unexpected happens. There was an interesting experi… (View Post)

"I'm far too good to be wiping arses but it’s excellent for someone from Nigeria to be doing it, below minimum wage.". Fixed that for you. No charge. (View Post)

Aside from the fact that 80% of people “wiping bums” are British, there is also the small issue that letting companies freely recruit abroad just led to fraud, not extra migrants in the care sector. … (View Post)