More that we will be watching - as the Great Machine pulls in evermore powwwwwwwwwwwwwer! (View Post)

Think of the lawyers who find the existing Highway Code sexually unsatisfying. If increased to 10 million pages, it would enable them to enjoy life more. Have you no heart? (View Post)

A Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *th… (View Post)

I’ve heard it suggested that driving “in auto-pilot” is a big cause of accidents - the driver has a massive lag in “re engage brain” when something unexpected happens. There was an interesting experi… (View Post)

"I'm far too good to be wiping arses but it’s excellent for someone from Nigeria to be doing it, below minimum wage.". Fixed that for you. No charge. (View Post)