Not gas certified? Next you'll be telling me her reaction to the suggestion of a new policy isn't - 1) Look shocked 2) Scratch her chin 3) Suck teeth 4) "It'll cost you" ??!!… (View Post)

I feel a disturbance in the Farce. I foresee someone taking early retirement after going sick with stress. (View Post)

Quite. Just imagine the pressures in a hospital ward, with long term elderly “blocking the beds”. (View Post)

After it became a scandal. A fair rule of thumb, is that something that has happened once, in day to day operations has happened many times. (View Post)

Shirley, he has proved that you *can* ride an e-bike into the Pacific Ocean? As a noted submariner once said, diving is easy. Surfacing is the sign of skill. (View Post)