Oh I don't know. Low turnout, assumed foregone conclusion leading to unenthused Labour voters deciding to vote Green, Lib Dem or Binface. If the votes are split then the Tory can win on a low vo… (View Post)

That's right, they're defending fewer than a thousand this time. Losing half their councillors seems like a reasonable benchmark. If they lose half their MPs they'd end up with about 1… (View Post)

I'm trying to avoid hyperbole. "Vaguely amusing" is a passing grade. (View Post)

I grew up in South London. We only ever crossed the river: 1. For Kings Cross to visit Granny in Peterborough. 2. For Oxford Street (but no more than a couple of times a year). 3. On an organised sch… (View Post)

I made a start yesterday evening on teaching my three year old Irish niece to pronounce "butter" in the correct South London accent with silent "t"s. (View Post)