It's the quality of posts that counts, not the quantity. I am completely certifiable. (View Post)

In my days as a journalist I once interviewed some aliens who were eager to make themselves known to our dear blue planet. After an hour of intensive probing however they seemed much less keen on the… (View Post)

I have often been misgendered as a Sean. I find this deeply upsetting. (View Post)

I have a larger penis than the youth of today, but they do not want to know. (View Post)

Neptune will overtake Earth as the regional powerhouse by 2846. You heard it here first. (View Post)