Just read that Hogwarts has appointed a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher who thinks the subject is racist. You could not make it up. These people are living in a fantasy world. (View Post)

Just been in contact with the compiler of "1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die". He said "Reading your novel is the last thing I'd do", so it seems I have the prime slot in th… (View Post)

I deny being "Enid Kibbler". (View Post)

I do not question the wisdom of the Divine Author. (View Post)

An empty vessel makes the most noise, but a brick is more sound. (View Post)