I genuinely think I could swing this. If I reach out to Trump with heartfelt sincerity and tell him he is literally jeopardising my free seven day six star helicopter safari over the Luangwa National… (View Post)

I’ve just realised I’ve spent six days by the Med in sunny Turkey, in a sequence of five star hotels, all with superb spas and gyms, and excellent food. And I’ve been shown some of the greatest class… (View Post)

Yeah, me, one bed flat, no garden, just divorced, winter alone Fucking hell, never again (View Post)

It varies. I’ve been there. It can be very good it can also be really really… weird I’ve actually been to the oldest “winery” in the world - ie the place with the oldest evidence of wine making anywh… (View Post)

I’m sorry you’re stuck in the Isle of Wight and now your only friend, a dog, has gone for rape counselling (View Post)