Anyway this is all too depressing Let’s be positive 1. I’ve recently made loads of money 2. My local pub has unveiled a new beer garden. And it rocks Not everything gets worse. Cheer up (View Post)

We need to tell them, with extreme vigour, to Go Fuck Themselves, unless they are willing to repay us for the vast cost of Abolishing Slavery worldwide, and also reparate their own people, for enslav… (View Post)

You must be nicely sheltered from the wind It's lovely and sunny here but there's a wind so sharp it's like being shanked by Augelmir, the Norse God of Ice and Snow (View Post)

Eddie Izzard at his best had the most profound comic timing. He was so precise that, during one of his prolonged gags, even a well-timed shrug would have you doubled over like a Fent addict, with lau… (View Post)

Likewise As soon as I heard the story, I thought: Neat. I even felt a tremor of respect for the shamelessness What he ALLEGEDLY did is outrageous, but also flawless, it is impossible to prove he'… (View Post)