Based on two hours telling in one polling station in Surrey, I predict turnout will be higher than last year. You heard it here first. (View Post)

it would be humiliating though if Labour did make substantial gains there. But we pbnTories have no shame, eh? Anyways, I must soon be orf to commence the sparrow-fart telling session at the Village … (View Post)

PS for Andrea, our man with the Surrey swingometer. In Elmbridge, watch for Hersham and Weybridge Divisions - Cons hold at the mininum, otherwise disaster scenario, and Esher/East Molesey and Walton … (View Post)

As Sean Fear remarked a few days ago, UKIP are the true wild-card on May 2nd. But unlike him when canvassing (was he working for the Tories?), we are finding it almost impossible to detect their leve… (View Post)

You may have forgotten in your own state of inebriation that you gave me your address. Be careful what you wish for....! Oh, and I do love a full english breakfast but please don't overcook the … (View Post)