A brace of pheasant is great value for money (View Post)

The dogs are useful to flush the prey to the guns. You need to set up a safe zone to shoot them, you can't just shoot anywhere, not in densely populated England. And then drive them in the right… (View Post)

Begum is a traitor, although as an alternative we could have thrown the Treason Act 1351 at her and she would now be doing life in Holloway. In contrast, Alaa has merely said some bad things online, … (View Post)

Kent has the advantage of being in the Eastern Hemisphere and therefore not being of interest to the USA (although what they're doing wrt Gaza, Iran, etc I don't know) (View Post)

If I was PM, I'd read Private Eye every fortnight, drag the appropriate ministers and civil servants in, and tell them to f***ing sort it out (View Post)