Scandinavia is under-populate, and they all speak English (View Post)

Yeah, you can't trust a bignose (View Post)

We should make a statement. Find an Iranian warship (assuming the US have left any) and sink it. You should always respond to force disproportionately. (View Post)

As you're Cornish, I imagine you have a ready solution for the final one. (Personally I butter the scone first, after which it is natural to apply first jam and then cream) (View Post)

I have a better parkrun PB than him, granted he has only ever run one. He beat me over a mile though. (And this shows the democratic nature of distance running) (View Post)