I once saw a cyclist attempt to cycle the wrong way round Trafalgar Square. He ended up having words with a policeman carrying a submachine gun. (View Post)

One of my running buddies, who is an A&E consultant, told me the same story this evening. (View Post)

Just had a text from my doctor. Boosters are happening it seems Clinics for the Covid booster vaccine at XXX from Sept are currently being prepared. Our Flu vaccine clinics will be held at the Surger… (View Post)

Apparently he misunderstood a satirical verse from 1660 "They talk’t of his having a Cardinalls Hat / They’d send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat." (View Post)

The etymological derivation of twat is "clearing in a forest" (the same as the placename Thwaite) which I always find amusing. (View Post)