Yes, that's what predators do. Good thing we were able to fight back. (View Post)

There was a golden period when your puns just seemed to get better and better by the day. No longer so, unfortunately, and the pundits are beginning to murmur that you may have Platoed. (View Post)

The RNLI have more money than they know what to do with, so absolutely excellent that they spend some of it overseas. To see the gammonati really explode, suggest that they run safety patrols off Lib… (View Post)

He was a strikingly modest man, always ready with a cheery admission of defeat whenever I bested him in an argument (a virtually daily occurrence). (View Post)

Russia and Turkey can fuck off. I don't know where the idea has come from that democracy is a gold standard and the more you have of it the more virtuous you are. Direct democracy is a terrible thing… (View Post)