Modern one looks camp as fuck, and reminds me of Bowra's claim that buggery was invented to fill the gap between evensong and cocktails. (View Post)

appalling no doubt, but you got that 4 year no-income gap you gotta fill somehow. Top tip: if you want to start a whisky distillery do gin too, because whisky has to be aged 3 years before you can le… (View Post)

They've been shagging like stoats since forever. (View Post)

Read a sommelier's story the other day about a diner indignantly rejecting a bottle of blanc de blancs champagne on being told it was made of nasty common chardonnay grapes. Wouldn't hurt to say Sanc… (View Post)

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/9683369/putin-top-commander-found-dead-in-river-over-ukraine/ Mystery as top Putin general ‘found dead in Moscow River’ hours after he was sacked for ‘surrenderi… (View Post)