@Applicant likes to be shat on by toffs. La vice anglaise. (View Post)

Argentinian pink. T -24. (View Post)

Big_G_WestDevon has fobbed me off twice with Wait for the Gray report, he's about to learn that he can run but he can't hide. Or run, by the look of him. (View Post)

What? I mean, big picture-wise the appropriate advice to any adult who claims to support a football team is Get a life, but how do age, sex and Carlisle come in to it? (View Post)

I'd like to change both those faces with a 4lb lump hammer. (View Post)