Sounds it to me. I would fall for it. (View Post)

The thing is you expect an experienced and sophisticated middle aged drunk to be able to accomodate any amount of Carlton Club house claret without losing control. you have to ask whether he mixes it… (View Post)

I was honing my dramatic skills with a post in the voice of HYUFD. (View Post)

An inch of rain is 101 imperial tons per acre. The snow/rain exchange rate is 12:1. (View Post)

It's a bit weak, surely? Extended cogitation would yield a robusta joke. (View Post)