You fall flat on your arse so frequently, I am surprised if you don't wear custom body armour. As explained in the article itself and in this thread this is an English beekeeping tradition, absolutel… (View Post)
Do you not have parties to celebrate milestone birthdays? The new year? Despite 49 y 11 mo and 50 y 1 d not feeling or being very different from each other? (View Post)
hahahahaha I love the affectation of agency there, where I have never seen anything more spineless than a "football fan", that wasn't permanently anchored in a rock pool. People prepared to… (View Post)
You have clearly been a complete and utter ---- every single day of your long and dreary life, so I don't see what the problem is with taking 10 days off? You never know, you might find it is not as … (View Post)
My only loyalty is to Tesco. I have a card about it. Literally impossible to imagine what loyal to the Crown would feel like, never mind being angry about people who aren't. (View Post)