Anyone who thinks he understands it, doesn't understand it. A light minute is a virtually unimaginable distance, never mind a light year, and people talk about the local group of galaxies. (View Post)

A helmet, in a helmet. As an inherited money, foxhunting drunk, I never thought I would be wishing for a Labour government. (View Post)

That is an utterly terrible thing to say about one of the candidates for the highest office in the land. WHOM she is sitting on. (View Post)

Contemporary joke Doctor, doctor, help, I've got Hermes - surely you mean herpes? - No, I'm a carrier. (View Post)

No. Look how long it took them to move against Dead Dog Cummings is fucking pathetic, teenage tiktok type emoji rich attacks, absolutely zero trousers. Arse. (View Post)