Greed. serious punters realise that the bread and butter 100/1 shots are where the money is made, not these flashy long odds losers. (View Post)

It wasn't all that. You should have set up a gag about the Met being so supportive of Cressida it was like one big family surrounding her with love and affection. Dick's force kin. (View Post)

So putting an extremely complicated constitutional question to a citizens assembly of, let's say, the entire electorate would in your view be a profoundly stupid thing to do? (View Post)

Flow cytometry, apparently. Or you can have a race - males swim faster. (View Post)

Though how it ends up on a government.uk website is anyone's guess (View Post)