Shit. You think reality must have run out of plot twists and this happens (View Post)

As they need telling this, that's exactly what they are (View Post)

What they mean is they react to Officer, that guy over there is breaking lockdown but not Officer, two weeks ago that guy over there... which seems sense (View Post)

*Yes I know, clever lawyer is a horrible tautology. "Burgon qualified as a solicitor in 2006." (View Post)

Is that just a timber frame it's sitting on? If so forklift in the hole in the frame, raise as high as it will go, run a chainsaw round the frame (paying due attention to screws n nails n shit),… (View Post)