Is it possible to imagine anything more pitiful than a man who troubles through his life to keep a tally of his prostitutes, and in his declining years offers up his total thinking it should earn him… (View Post)

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It’s not worth it, you just end up with bits of dried leaf all over the sauna floor. Which you then have to hoover up later. (View Post)

Hardly any of them more than once. QED. A tiny dick will only get you so far. Perpetually and persistently waving it about in forums like this will not get you much further. (View Post)

It's wall-to-wall dead pope on the media this morning. (View Post)