FPT Yes, I could remind Leon of my history, and he’d have to apologise again, but there’s really no need. What doesn’t seem to have occurred to him is that I am having a go because he is uniquely and… (View Post)

Becoming Karl Pilkington with added booze and without the cameras is hardly an achievement. To have travelled the world and yet still have the views of someone who has never been more than ten miles … (View Post)

Absolutely! (View Post)

His ceaseless twattish hysteria enlightens no-one and is just tiresome. We just know that whatever is next week's story will also be the worst thing ever and also presage the end of times, rinse… (View Post)

That would certainly be a special delivery that you wouldn't forget (View Post)