Or you take the Yes Minister approach that the best schools and hospitals are those with no pupils or patients (View Post)

'Finally, if the party leaders were cars, what kind of car would they be? “Nigel Farage would be a classic Triumph Dolomite with brown leather seats. Cigar-smelling. No seatbelts. Five and drive… (View Post)

If you had visited a pub during an election campaign 100 years ago you would probably have heard fat men at the bar saying much the same (View Post)

The most recent poll taken yesterday and today has Reform on 13% and the Tories on 22%, I would expect most of those commenting in the DM comments section to be in that 13% (View Post)

If you believed the DM comments were representative, Farage would be heading for an even bigger landslide than Thatcher got in 1983 (View Post)