Talk about hyperbole and hysteria. (View Post)

Everyone is going to be like, why is Charlez playing the Champions League theme? And then they will realise that he's a huge Toon fan when he whips off his robe to reveal the famous black and wh… (View Post)

I'm glad you're excited. (View Post)

I’m going to be voting Labour in the most Tory ward of Newcastle because why the fuck not (View Post)

My car needed defrosting this morning and it’s nearly May! (View Post)