Yes, we're such victims (View Post)

Absolutely not (View Post)

To be fair my 2015 Macbook Pro still shits all over the Dell crapbook given to me by work, which seems to have a 10 minute battery life and sounds like a Harrier Jumpjet. (View Post)

Nah, that's line rental. I'm 30 in less than 2 months and have never had a landline phone! (View Post)

I thought the issue was that he's apparently a Chelsea fan. Disgusting. (View Post)